European-style Diplomacy at the Bronx Zoo

“THERE WAS A GREAT TURMOIL IN THE MONKEY HOUSE in the New York Zoological Park yesterday morning, when the nine “highbrow” apes got into a fight while going through a rehearsal of the kindergarten act, which is soon to be one of the attractions for visitors to the park. Raymond L. Ditmars, the curator, and several keepers got mixed up in the mêlée, trying to separate the angry teacher and the pupils. Baldy, the prize ape of the collection, was installed as teacher for the first time, and in the future he will be chained to his chair to restrain him in his endeavors to impart knowledge to his pupils.
“Baldy was sitting on the chair facing his class of eight—composed of Susie, Mimi, Babe, Mike, Dick, Louis, Bettie and Coco—when the “rough house” began. Mr. Ditmars had drawn a picture of an ape on a blackboard. The sight of it caused Coco to spring from his chair and push his bullet-shaped head through the thin blackboard. As he leaped from his chair he hit Baldy a whack and sent him sprawling.

“But Baldy had no intention of letting such an incident pass without a substantial reprimand. He grabbed his chair, gave it a swing around his head and the weapon descended on the head of the excited Coco with such force that the pupil was stunned. Not satisfied with hitting Coco only, Baldy went after Mike and Dick, both of whom had taken advantage of the rumpus to settle an old grudge. While Mike was pulling the ears of his adversary Baldy sailed into both of them and sent them scampering to the tops of window sills, while Babe, Susie and the others endeavored to climb on top of the cages to get out of the way of the chair.
“Mr. Ditmars and his assistants did not succeed in getting possession of the chair until Baldy had cracked them over the shins with it a couple of times. Then he was chained to it. Gradually the other members of the class were coaxed down from their perches with tempting pieces of banana and apple. The school was assembled once more, but the blackboard was useless, as it was almost demolished when Coco shoved his head through it.
“… Coco, the cause of all the trouble yesterday, bears his name because of the size and shape of his cranium. Whenever he gets angry he bangs it against the floor of his cage with such force that it can be heard all over the primate house.”

Source: “MONKEY SCHOOL IN FIGHT,” New York Tribune, February 19, 1912, 3.
Images: Top: Baldy in Uniform; Middle: Baldy as a young chimp; Bottom: Baldy in the New York Tribune, February 19, 1912, 3.